Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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