Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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