I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
