youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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