You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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