So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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