Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I just saw a hot homeless man
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
