Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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