Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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