My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Your dad touched me again.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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