So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
