I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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