ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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