Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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