One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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