i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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