So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
