I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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