you guys were way drunker than both of me
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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