Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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