just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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