I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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