I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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