I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Help. Why am I so naked?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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