This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
as a side note pls kill me
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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