Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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