So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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