Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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