dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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