Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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