batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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