you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so explain again why im purple
no
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
someone owes me an orgasm
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
