I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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