So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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