We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Are we still banned from the library?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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