drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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