i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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