but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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