Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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