She said her name was "party"
Say something about gay babies.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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