I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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