is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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