How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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