I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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