dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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