Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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