Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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