Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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