I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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