i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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