u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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