Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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