No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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