that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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