sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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