Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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