Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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