i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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