I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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